Name your pet Machiavelli and he will teach you that it is better to be feared then loved.
Names of this type:
Saint Thomas Aquinas - the perfect name for your parish cat.
Aristotle - your pet's name should help her obtain 'knowledge of immaterial being."
Confucius - the wise turtle wants you to live in ethical harmony.
René Descartes - for the pet that doubts everything.
Immanuel Kant - it is a categorical imperative that you name your hamster after this philosopher.
Søren Kierkegaard - does your cat struggle with angst? Perhaps this would be a good name for him as he works tough the dread that comes from anxieties over choice, freedom and ambiguous feelings.
Lao-Tzu - a good name four your Basset Hound as he becomes aware through self meditation.
John Locke - if your puppy is a blank slate . . .
Karl Marx - for the dog who believes that we should all share dinner equally.
John Stuart Mill - a name for your parakeet who would like to advocate strongly for his right to engage in free speech and free discourse.
Friedrich Nietzsche - a name for your cat who would like to talk to you about master and slave morality.
Plato- for the gecko who knows that the invisible world provides unchanging causality for all that we do see.
Jean-Jacques Rousseau - a name for your ferret that knows man was at his best in a primitive state
Jean-Paul Sartre - a name for your snake that knows the existence of free will is in fact evidence of the universe’s indifference to the individual.
Socrates - a good choice for pets that are not good at apologizing.
François-Marie Arouet AKA Voltaire - a name for your pet who knows that, "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
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